Big Grunty Thirst - An Introduction

Administrator Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Posts: 29

I'm going to start on a machinima project called Big Grunty Thirst. Its a comedy short about a grunt called Yayap, who is looking for his food nipple, and gets into a lot of scrapes.

THE STORY:

It starts with a battle, then when everyone's dead, yayap comes on (he's been hiding) and says its "a good thing that food nipple's waiting for him at the starship" cos he has a "big grunty thirst!"

He tries to go up the grav lift into the ship, but it won't lift him. He spots a banshee, and tries to fly up. He's a rubbish pilot, but does eventually make it into the hangar of the ship.

But... he bumps into, guess who... Master Chief. And theres a funny chase scene around the hanger, set to the benny hill theme. Yayap eventually loses MC, and continues through the ship to find his food nipple.

In a corridor, yayap is cornered by flood, but with some nice karate moves, he gets rid of them.

Later on, yayap is following signs to the food nipples, but is stopped by a jackal, to allow a load of engineers to cross the "road". The engineers seem to be in a constant stream, and never seem to stop. After hours of waiting, yayap eventually turns around and leaves.

Later, yayap is completely lost. Little does he know he's actually in the "Elites Only" section of the ship. He bumps into a gold elite, who kicks him out. He lands somewhere, and looks up to see a huge flashing sign saying "FOOD NIPPLES IN HERE!". He walks towards it... but it turns out to be a hallucination brought on by the landing, and it disappears.

So, yayap continues his search. He goes into a room... but finds it is a bar full of drunk hunters. They look at yayap menacingly. Yayap titters nervously.

A huge explosion is heard as yayap blasts out through the roof of the ship, and falls back down again. Blackout.

Yayap wakes, and finds... The food nipple room!, and all his grunty friends!

CLOSING CREDITS

After the credits, its yayap's turn on the food nipple. he goes up to it... but is blocked by a blue elite, who was put in charge of the food nipples.

Elite: Sorry, we're closed.

Outside the ship...

Yayap's voice: DOOOHHHH!

THE END

Whaddya think guys?

Grunt Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Posts: 4

Nice, and I know the perfect way to mak the engineers do that, as long as I know where.

Administrator Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Posts: 29

wuheeyy

Grunt Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 3

sounds good

Grunt Joined: 13 Dec 2007 Posts: 9

k k food nipples kind of wierd but other than that seems pretty good